Saturday, December 18, 2010

Funny Things Nolan says

So it's only 8 am and already I have had cause to laugh because of my son. He always get a packet of Go-gurt in the morning. Go-gurt, in case you don't know, is yogurt in a squeezable package so there is less mess. Anyway, he yells from the living room "Mama, my yogurt isn't working. Oh, cause it's not open. Hahahahaha." What makes it better is that this sounded exactly like I do when I do something dumb. Hilarious.

Twenty minutes later he tells me that he really wants it to snow, like I can help that. So I tell him to pray about it because God is the one who decides those things. So he starts to pray (while going to the bathroom, which I think makes this funnier). "Dear Jesus, make it snow, please. So I can go out in the snow and then come open my presents. So make it snow, please. Amen." Soooo cute, right? I love that kid.

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Things I love but don't understand

There are some things in this life that I love but don't really understand, hence the title. Here are a few of those things.

1. Happy hour. Great concept, and I love it. However, it is never just an hour long. It's usually like 4 hours long. So shouldn't it be Happy Time or Happy Hours? Maybe it's just me.

2. The song "If I die young" by the Band Perry. This is a very catchy song and I really like it but what is it about? Obviously about dying young but is it about her or someone they know or what? I don't know. I need an explanation.

3. Boys. Like, why do they show love by hitting each other? How can they be BFF after getting into a fist fight?

4. The stock market. Ok, I don't actually love the stock market per se, I just don't get how it works.

5. Justin Bieber. I don't love him either, I just want someone to please tell me why he is so famous. Along with the cast of Jersey Shore and most celebutants.

So there they are. I only love 3 of the 5 but still, if anyone can explain any of these things to me I will be most grateful.

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Funny Things Nolan Says

So here's a couple more funny things that just happened today:

We are at Olive Garden and while the waiter is handing us our check Nolan says..."My butt is so sweaty!" This is followed by an awkward pause and laughter.

He likes to quote movies, especially Cars, but lately he is has been quoting the line from Toy Story, "You have saved our lives! We are eternally grateful."