I was just thinking about my lovable, cute son because I was thinking about the things I'm thankful for. So cheesy, right? I know but let's get over it. He says the funniest things all the time and I often forget about them so I decided to copy Allison and put them here for all the world to see but also so I can look back at the good ol' days when he's a teenager and says things that aren't so much funny as they are mean.
1. Nolan to Justin at Walmart: "Daddy if you don't buy me something, I'm going to tell Mommy."
2. Nolan to me after taking a shower with Justin: "Mommy, I smell like a man!"
3. "Mommy I'm going to buy you that." (a Swiffer mop on TV)
4. "Mommy, look at the living room! I vaccumed!"
5. After I tell him to stop crying or we aren't going to McDonald's: "It's not working!"
"What's not working?"
"My crying! It won't stop!"
That's it for now. He's a pretty funny kid though so I'm sure I will have more later.
I like that his ultimate threat is "I'm going to tell Mommy." That one cracked me up! I miss your kid...you better be reminding him about me, because I don't want to get the blank stare that dominated the first year that I knew him when I come back to visit.
ReplyDeletelol! That made me laugh because I immediately started picturing that blank stare!
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